November 4, 2009
I am wearing my last pair of clean underpants. It’s been that kind of week, and yet, it’s only Wednesday. I feel like I was shot out of a cannon starting at the 5th grade Halloween party and I’m still airborne. I won’t land until after my Kiss Cancer Goodbye fundraiser on Friday night. In […]
November 2, 2009
I’d blog today, but I’m still getting over Halloween.
October 31, 2009
For those who want to know, and there have been many already, I got the boots on eBay from a store where mommies probably shouldn’t be shopping, unless they’re on tonight at the Bada Bing. Just type in “Wonder Woman boots” and you’ll find them. The nice legs are courtesy of my personal trainer, Cheryl. […]
October 27, 2009
I think this was my window cleaner. It’s hard to know for sure. Whatever it is, it’s “harmful to everyone except cockroaches.” Also, it’s not recommended for cleaning. It’s also apparently radioactive, and yet, it contains tofu. Plus, it needs a spell-checker.