December 24, 2014
Instead of Elf on the Shelf, my 17-year-old gets Jobs on the Knob — Steve Jobs pointing at him from the doorknob in his bedroom.
August 26, 2014
I liked to talk to the real, live waitresses and waiters before the robot uprising is completed, wiping out their jobs.
August 21, 2014
This is a story about a boy and a car and two bald tires, one with a hole in it. The boy knew he shouldn’t do that to his tires, but he did it anyway, because he was young and he had a new (used) car and he was the first among his friends to […]
July 16, 2014
Because he won’t be the Kid Who Doesn’t Drive Yet for much longer.
July 6, 2014
Parenting teens in the summer is like having cats: Just put out some food and maybe they’ll show up.
April 29, 2014
I wondered how I’d ever get them ready to leave home if I couldn’t even leave home for three seconds.
April 7, 2014
“I am pretending to be so very excited for you when really, I am terrified to let you go.”