
My Kid is Not an Effing A-Hole
You shouted at him, “Effing A-hole!” only you said the real words. At my kid. A few days before Christmas.

Scientists Discover Dogs Have Emotions
Think about it: What if dogs had the same rights as children?

Is Your Frog Making Your Kid Sick with Salmonella?
Do your kids like to play with raw meat? Because if they have a pet aquatic African dwarf frog, the result could be the same: Salmonella poisoning.
I Was a Raccoon Mom, and Other Excuses
Smokey the guinea pig loves Men at Work. When she’s a little fussy, my neighbors play that 80’s band’s hit song, “Down Under,” for her, and their new pet instantly calms down. You remember the song: