Men Can Do Anything Women Can Do.
Now more than ever, Gloria Steinem might be right — a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

OFF THE NOODLE: Diagnosis: Male
These offenses included singing “Climb Aboard the Space Ship” during “quiet time,” sneaking his fruit snacks into the rabbit cage, and pulling down his pants during Sharing Time.
Think Like a Man? Already Do, Thank You.
The Y chromosome is not responsible for adding “frenemies” to the dictionary.