The 12 Days of Christmas Break
Enjoy Jen Singer’s “The 12 Days of Christmas Break.”
Apparently, I Have "Ba-Koom" Cleaner Now
I think this was my window cleaner. It’s hard to know for sure. Whatever it is, it’s “harmful to everyone except cockroaches.” Also, it’s not recommended for cleaning. It’s also apparently radioactive, and yet, it contains tofu. Plus, it needs a spell-checker.
At Least the Bugs are Clean
Reason #243 why I never get to the bottom of my laundry. Answer:Question: “Where’s the tape?” That’s my yard. But that’s not my kid. Or my trumpet.
Where Were You on the Night of the 12th?
Apparently, the bear knows something, but she’s not telling. It was funny to stumble upon this scene, and yet mildly disturbing as well.
Now Playing: Laundry of Chucky
I just don’t always anticipate stumbling upon such things as Pee Wee Herman staring at me from among a pile of boxer shorts and white crew socks















