OFF MY NOODLE: I Raised You Right. Feel Free to Thank Me.
Which is why we know what you are thinking right now: Okay, I got her a Dustbuster last year. How can I top that this year?
OFF MY NOODLE: Mother's Day Gifts: Bring 'Em On!
An annual Mother’s Day gift is a laughably small payback for all that needless affliction, and that’s before even amortizing the value of two decades of carpooling, cooking, karate practice, and becoming an indentured servant to the orthodontist for four sets of wildly uneven teeth.
