Lance Armstrong’s Lesson for Kids: Confess and Get Your Bike Back
You can do something bad and then lie about doing it for years, apologize for it to the wrong person and get your bike back.
Everyone is Special 101: Prep Schools Bar College Acceptance Celebration
File this under the “Everybody is special” category and hand out the participation trophies.
But Your Kid Would Never Do That
Nowadays, they even chronicle said stupid things and post them online for all to see, adding an entirely new level of stupid to the whole shebang.
