
Help the Homeless this #Socktober with Kid President
Every day, people spend $600,000 on Candy Crush. How about diverting some of that cash to a good cause?

Coaching the Pink Soccer Team Ain’t for Sissies
Perhaps he could explain why to #22 why she shouldn’t be throwing elbows at a team that named itself after gum. Also, dolphins.

BrdsNBz: Sex Ed by Text, Minus Parents
Another question to ask is, “Are you mature enough to get past the part where an adult told you it’s up to you to decide when the time is right [to have sex]?”

Surviving High School: The Wonderful-Awful Years
Everything you need to know about surviving high school with as few emotional scrapes and bruises as possible is in “The Breakfast Club.”

To the Person Who Stole My Photo for a Romance Scam:
This is not a photo of you. This is a photo of me.

Leave Your Stick Figure Family at Home
This particular home invasion inventory sheet included the words, “We are one big happy family!”
Good for you. Now keep it to yourself. Also, bite me.