January 20, 2014
Bloggers wonder why they’ve bothered with 500-word thoughtful posts when they could just hashtag their way through 140 characters and b dun w/it!!! #RIPGrammar
January 13, 2014
You have a half-hour to get them to bed before you miss the sweet spot in your toddler’s melatonin-drenched brain or you’re going to end up reading “Goodnight, Moon” 147 times.
January 7, 2014
You shouted at him, “Effing A-hole!” only you said the real words. At my kid. A few days before Christmas.
December 11, 2013
Their thumbs type more words per minute than I ever did on a typewriter with all 10 fingers.
October 21, 2013
Apology is womankind’s default setting. Knock it off, ladies.
October 17, 2013
When you share your kitchen-test recipes on your blog and tweet, Pinterest, Instagram, Tumblr, and Facebook it, a little piece of Martha Stewart dies.
October 11, 2013
The Pinkapalooza tends to spill into our month, which is already like the salad appetizer to the filet mignon main dish: – See more at: http://mommasaid.net/2013/10/11/pinktober/#sthash.krdbQEok.dpuf