September 11, 2014
What can you do? Call the ACLU. Your rights have been violated. But what if you’re a high school kid, and this happened at school? Because it did.
August 26, 2014
I liked to talk to the real, live waitresses and waiters before the robot uprising is completed, wiping out their jobs.
July 6, 2014
Parenting teens in the summer is like having cats: Just put out some food and maybe they’ll show up.
March 10, 2014
So while the rest of the world cooed about their extra hour reading the newspaper or (screw them) sleeping in, I fantasized about Spring Ahead.
February 26, 2014
Because acknowledging what it felt like to be singled out in such a vile way isn’t giving the anonymous commenter power. It’s giving me power.
January 20, 2014
Bloggers wonder why they’ve bothered with 500-word thoughtful posts when they could just hashtag their way through 140 characters and b dun w/it!!! #RIPGrammar
January 13, 2014
You have a half-hour to get them to bed before you miss the sweet spot in your toddler’s melatonin-drenched brain or you’re going to end up reading “Goodnight, Moon” 147 times.