OFF MY NOODLE: Have Yourself a Brainy Little Christmas
I don’t recall any other year where calculating the best holiday deals required an accounting degree, if not membership in a professional actuarial society.
OFF MY NOODLE: Generations of Women Lying About Their Age
When my grandfather learned that she had been lying to him about her age for more than 20 years, and was in fact several years his senior, he divorced her.
OFF MY NOODLE: Were Those Really the Days?
by Judy Gruen By the time you are old enough to get neurotic about your cholesterol counts and how soon you can tap into your IRA funds without a tax penalty, you are also likely to start romanticizing the past. But looking back through the mists of time can cause memory cells to fog over, […]
OFF MY NOODLE: Saving Money the Old Country Way
“Tough economic times don’t last; people who aren’t embarrassed to rinse out plastic bags do.”
OFF MY NOODLE: How I Am Spending Their Summer Vacation
While Ken sleeps around, Judy Gruen lies on a bed of nails, endures singing animated animals and goes in the red on a lemonade stand.
OFF THE NOODLE: Diagnosis: Male
These offenses included singing “Climb Aboard the Space Ship” during “quiet time,” sneaking his fruit snacks into the rabbit cage, and pulling down his pants during Sharing Time.
