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Potties in Heaven
Kids say the darndest things*
(*like when my preschooler asked, "Are there potties in Heaven?"
Thanks to Jaimee Starr of Springfield, Ohio, for these story:
"After a death in the family, my son Austin (then age 3) had some questions about God. I answered them, and he turned and told me
that he had a question that he wanted to ask God one day. As I prepared myself for this sentimental moment,
I asked Austin what his question would be.
"He stood there without his shirt on and pointed to his chest and said, 'I am gonna ask him why he even put these here.
It is just two little buttons that don't even work.' Then he shrugged his shoulders and walked away, as I left the room to cry with laughter."
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The Back Fence
Funny things that happen to mom.
Thanks to Jaimee Starr of Springfield, Ohio, for this story:
"I was pregnant with my third son and Christmas was four weeks away. I was placing some decorations up high,
and my middle son Austin, then age 6, tried to stand on the chair with me. I said that he would have to move so that
Mommy did not trip and fall and hurt him. My older son ,C.J, then age 8, was very sweet and said,
'Yeah Austin, you do not want Mom to fall and hurt you or her or the baby.' I smiled and thought, Aw, that was really nice of him to be concerned.
Potties in Heaven
Kids say the darndest things.
Thanks to Nikki Murray, Clermont, Queensland, Australia, for this story
"My daughter, 4, was sitting with my husband and my son, 8, on the computer on a Friday night.
My husband had a couple of beers a little earlier and my daughter complained that when he drank beer his breath smelled like beer.
My son Jakob then asked her what his breath smelled like. She leaned over gave a whiff and then promptly replied without skipping
a beat "Your breath smells like fart!" Children are so sweet, aren't they?"
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Just a Minute
Kids do the darndest things.
Thanks to Michele Knear of Rockledge, Florida, for this story:
"My daughter, Sabrina, 4, is quite a girly-girl. So when my husband told me what she did, I was in a state of shock.
"The other day, she was lying on mine and my husband's bed, deep in thought. My husband came out of the bathroom
and she looked at him and grinned.
"'Hey, dad, can you do this?!?! Pppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttttttttttt' (that is supposed to be a fart noise - an actual fart,
not her lips making the noise.)
"My angel daughter can now fart on command, apparently. Mama's so proud (note the sarcasm). Her baby's going to make some man very happy some day."
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Potties in Heaven
Kids say the darndest things.
Thanks to Amy Mullis, Clermont, Moore, South Carolina, for this story: ( MindOverMullis.Blogspot.com)
"For a while, our church was involved in a program where every Sunday School class, young and old, studied the same lesson.
Coming out of church one sweltering Southern summer Sunday, I asked my son, 'Did you learn about humility?'
He paused a second. 'No. I stopped listening because I thought he said humidity.'"
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