
Hey Kids! Have Some Chicken Pox Lollipops!
Think about it: You’re getting candy from strangers and telling your kids, “Here, eat this.”

Lock Up the Kids. The Pink Bikini Burglar is on the Loose.
Add to your safety check-list: “Ask day care center if they have seen any perverts in a girl’s pink bikini.”

Woman Runs Marathon, Gives Birth Same Day. Moms Everywhere Give Up.
So, running 26.2 miles while 39-weeks pregnant is easier than giving birth. Oh the pain and the joy and the in-your-face Hubby!

Dad Drops Kid for Foul Ball, Stays in Dog House
Surely they aren’t laughing at the child, who will go through life with a piece deep down inside knowing that Daddy apparently prefers baseball over her safety.

Note to Teens: Careful What You Click on Facebook
Nowadays, parents have to worry that one wrong click on Facebook will bring a mob of strangers to their front yard.