Days Like This
October 21, 2011
Today, however, I awoke to this: Note to vegetarians: My food poops in your food. Enjoy that salad!
October 17, 2011
We were David and they were Goliath, and the game was tied.
October 10, 2011
The road to hell is paved with Caillou re-runs.
September 30, 2011
Surely they aren’t laughing at the child, who will go through life with a piece deep down inside knowing that Daddy apparently prefers baseball over her safety.
September 20, 2011
When my kids were little, I used to get excited whenever I got sick on a Friday afternoon, because it meant that I might actually get to rest over the weekend while my husband was home. Which is amusing, because in college, I used get excited whenever I got sick on a Monday because at […]
September 19, 2011
We could hear people screaming down the block. In Manhattan, that can mean a variety of things, some good, some horrible. But these screams sounded more cheerful than anything, despite the rainy summer Sunday afternoon, so my mom and I decided to walk up to the corner to see what was going on. As we […]