Days Like This
November 3, 2011
You will spend halftime Googling “waterproof footwear.”
October 21, 2011
Today, however, I awoke to this: Note to vegetarians: My food poops in your food. Enjoy that salad!
October 17, 2011
We were David and they were Goliath, and the game was tied.
October 10, 2011
The road to hell is paved with Caillou re-runs.
September 30, 2011
Surely they aren’t laughing at the child, who will go through life with a piece deep down inside knowing that Daddy apparently prefers baseball over her safety.