Days Like This
December 13, 2011
When I saw this taller-than-a-house inflatable Santa the other day, it reminded me of Godzilla plodding through Tokyo
December 9, 2011
Screw it. Everybody’s getting Target Gift Cards.
November 28, 2011
You know her. She has three Christmas trees and more personally decorated cookies than Carlo’s Bakery. And you love to hate her.
November 6, 2011
We obsess and we text and we worry incessantly that we are not good enough moms.
November 3, 2011
You will spend halftime Googling “waterproof footwear.”
October 21, 2011
Today, however, I awoke to this: Note to vegetarians: My food poops in your food. Enjoy that salad!