Days Like This
March 23, 2015
About all anyone at the retreat knew about me is that my name is Jennifer, I am from New Jersey, and I prefer the meat-eater’s line at the buffet.
March 17, 2015
“Someday,” I told her, “you’ll pass that box on to another family that needs it…”
January 6, 2015
I was travelling two hours by subway, bus, and car to watch 4 minutes and 52 seconds of sports.
December 27, 2014
A (post) holiday classic for all the parents out there.
December 24, 2014
Instead of Elf on the Shelf, my 17-year-old gets Jobs on the Knob — Steve Jobs pointing at him from the doorknob in his bedroom.
November 29, 2014
Spicolli would drop out of high school to work at a his brother’s entirely legal California marijuana dispensary.
November 4, 2014
I am always “with children,” even when they’re not with me.