Days Like This
April 10, 2013
As the fire trucks pulled up in front of my house around three yesterday afternoon, I thought what every busy mother would think: Please don’t block my driveway.
April 8, 2013
Like how the ancient Mayans believed that the sun had to be pulled from the darkness each night by human sacrifice.
March 21, 2013
“Choose to be happy” pisses me off.
March 14, 2013
8. Now, Nicki! Behave!
March 12, 2013
Do your kids like to play with raw meat? Because if they have a pet aquatic African dwarf frog, the result could be the same: Salmonella poisoning.
February 20, 2013
We also stuck our heads in creepy places.
February 14, 2013
“My parents go to Cosco on Valentine’s Day.”