Days Like This
April 7, 2015
So we go about the business of making memories, Instagramming and Facebooking them along the way as proof that we are excellent modern parents.
March 23, 2015
About all anyone at the retreat knew about me is that my name is Jennifer, I am from New Jersey, and I prefer the meat-eater’s line at the buffet.
March 17, 2015
“Someday,” I told her, “you’ll pass that box on to another family that needs it…”
January 6, 2015
I was travelling two hours by subway, bus, and car to watch 4 minutes and 52 seconds of sports.
December 27, 2014
A (post) holiday classic for all the parents out there.
December 24, 2014
Instead of Elf on the Shelf, my 17-year-old gets Jobs on the Knob — Steve Jobs pointing at him from the doorknob in his bedroom.
November 29, 2014
Spicolli would drop out of high school to work at a his brother’s entirely legal California marijuana dispensary.