America the Beautiful
October 2, 2013
I didn’t realize my son was doomed to a life of socioeconomic disadvantage.
September 17, 2013
There ain’t no party like a Swab Party.
September 11, 2013
Hello there. Welcome.
September 5, 2013
But before we “should” all over ourselves, let’s face it: Some parents just aren’t that responsible. I don’t think that dumping out a kid’s lunch because Mom or Dad can’t or won’t take care of feeding them lunch does anyone any good, least of all the kids.
August 23, 2013
This particular home invasion inventory sheet included the words, “We are one big happy family!”
Good for you. Now keep it to yourself. Also, bite me.
August 20, 2013
The parenting news this week is enough to make you want to cover your children and yourself in bubble wrap and hide until they’re adults. From soda to magnets to tummy aches, studies are giving parents yet another thing (and another, and another) to worry about. So, if child-free people ask you, “What’s so hard about […]
August 19, 2013
It sort of flew out of my mouth, as though I was one of the soccer players and not one of the soccer moms.