America the Beautiful
October 17, 2012
No more bouncy castles and petting zoos in the yard.
October 10, 2012
“We can’t have pieces of chicken falling out of the sky.”
August 23, 2012
If dogs could drive, I’d get more done around here.
August 15, 2012
And postcards? I’d have to remember to buy one, fill it out, bring stamps and find a place to mail them. That’s just so…20th century
July 15, 2012
He was killed in Kandahar province after his unit was attacked by enemy forces in a war that started when he was in sixth grade.
July 9, 2012
4. When choosing a hotel room for your teens, the most important amenity is the widescreen television.
July 5, 2012
Note to travelers: If you’re going to eat hot dogs at the original Nathan’s and ride the 85-year-old Cyclone, reverse that order.