America the Beautiful
November 29, 2014
Spicolli would drop out of high school to work at a his brother’s entirely legal California marijuana dispensary.
October 24, 2014
She asked, “Where’s the campus?”
“You’re on it,” I replied, as the “T” trolley zoomed by.
“This isn’t a campus,” she assessed. “This is a street!”
October 15, 2014
Because it happened to boys by boys from the same high school football team, the words chosen to describe what happened don’t match up to the crimes charged.
September 18, 2014
Every generation says it to excuse the questionable parenting decisions of the generation before, the choices that the younger generation would likely not make for their own children.
September 3, 2014
16. If your car breaks down on any road, the first thing you should do is: post it on Facebook. For the sympathy and amateur car repair advice.
August 28, 2014
I’ll be appearing on the Weather Channel tomorrow morning at 9:40 a.m. ET to talk to the co-anchor of American Morning Headquarters and host of Momerology (and fellow Ramsey High grad) Maria LaRosa. I want to remind parents what they may have forgotten before they take off for the summer’s last hurrah.
August 26, 2014
I liked to talk to the real, live waitresses and waiters before the robot uprising is completed, wiping out their jobs.