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		<title>Egg Hunt Canceled Due to Parents&#8217; Behavior</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So if someone mistakes "Hello" for "Go!" and suddenly, mayhem breaks out at the egg hunt, I get it.]]></description>
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		<title>Hey 21st Century Kids! Want a (Candy) Cigarette?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought that candy cigarettes had been banned.]]></description>
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		<title>10 Ways Playdates are Just Like American Idol Tryouts</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[5. Same stuff, different location.

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		<title>Admit it: You&#8217;re Skipping Booster Seats in Carpools</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I always wondered how the other drivers you pass on the way to school know you're only driving a short distance and therefore, should not be crashed into today.]]></description>
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		<title>Pass the Pageant Crack. Momma Wants You to Go on Stage Now.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[More upsetting is "go-go juice," some sort of energy drink designed to make girls like the one in the video really, really want to get their Daisy Duke on.]]></description>
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		<title>Mizery Doesn&#8217;t Love Company</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The number of Americans taking antidepressants has doubled in the past decade. See? We pursue happiness, not misery.]]></description>
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		<title>I Like to Talk to the Animals</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 14:09:50 +0000</pubDate>
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