
FREEBIE: Mars Modern Movie Night Giveaway
One winner selected at random will receive a prize package valued at more than $100:

Leave Your Stick Figure Family at Home
This particular home invasion inventory sheet included the words, “We are one big happy family!”
Good for you. Now keep it to yourself. Also, bite me.

This Week in Parenting: Studies to Make You Want to Hide
The parenting news this week is enough to make you want to cover your children and yourself in bubble wrap and hide until they’re adults. From soda to magnets to tummy aches, studies are giving parents yet another thing (and another, and another) to worry about. So, if child-free people ask you, “What’s so hard about […]

Foot Fairies Unite! Insult Ghostwriter for Hire.
It sort of flew out of my mouth, as though I was one of the soccer players and not one of the soccer moms.

N’awlins with the Girls (and Men in Red Dresses), NOLACollection Style
My post-divorce girlfriend getaway included powdery beignets, fine Champagne, and a few thousand men in red dresses.

Help! I Hate Playing with My Kids.
Though my kids have never complained about it, I feel horrible that I just don’t like to play with them.

Are Child-Free Couples Selfish?
Time magazine is at it again, printing inflammatory covers for articles that make segments of our society feel dissed, this time focusing on “The Child-Free Life.” Thank you, Time! Thanks to you, I wound up on Fox & Friends two mornings in a row, talking about whether the new trend of couples who forego having […]