10 responses to “Almost Single. Men, Go Away.”

  1. Liz

    Wow! I never knew there was an Other inbox. I am being wooed by a similar friend. ICK!

    May you and the boys enjoy a sunny day tomorrow. Benny will be happy to have you to himself, if you choose to stay in!

  2. maria grazia swan

    a good number of the suitors are not suitors at all. The man from Kabul is really from Ghana, he is impersonating an officer and uses stolen photos. I reported him to Facebook immediately, yes, I was the first one he contacted so now I no longer have a pic of myself on my FB page. Be careful, if you friend them they use your name to contact your friends.

  3. Christina Frank

    Wait, you’re getting these on FB, not a dating site? It’s hideous out there. I don’t understand why so many men seem to be illiterate. Here’s the best one I’ve gotten in the past week:

    congratulators madam! your kids most be lovely, I have one girl 16y/o and it is grate but she move with mom last summer to mexico as she is getting near to be a woman and mom is a beater example than me :) stop by perhaps we can shear some time the kids befor mine gose to camp on the 22th.

    all the best
    H

  4. Denise

    You made me go check my “Other” folder:

    Wow this is so nice,You have such a lovely beautiful picture here,and you look so good and adorable It makes me smile.You have made my day looking so attractive and beautiful.Have a pleasant day and love to hear from you soon.

    nothing compared to the offer to be a sugar mummy to a Tanzanian computer engineer. Somebody, stop me. The all caps really draw me in:

    SO, I,M TANZANIAN 43 YEARS & HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS THAT LIVES OUT OF MY HOME,SO, I,M LOOKING FOR AN ATTRACTIVE/GOODLOOKING, HONEST, CHARMING & EDUCATED RICH/WEALTHY SUGAR MUMMY FOR MARRIAGE. BY PROFESSIONAL, I,M COMPUTER ENGINEER. PLEASE DROP A LINE TO ME THROUGH MY PERSONAQL EMAIL ADDRESS,

  5. Barb

    Dude. My other box is EMPTY. I feel inadequate!! And the Louis C K video was hilarious.

  6. Jen Singer

    Keep the dating spam coming, ladies.

  7. Jamie Novak

    Ladies hurry these two will soon be taken I’m sure LOL

    Hello….
    You are a very beauty woman, so pretty, nice and gentle and I would like to know you better as I am searching for a long lasting relationship.

    I am (name) of the US Army but presently working in Kabul, Afghanistan and I saw your profile and sincerely wish to know you better and would like to have a good relationship with you and if you are interested please reply for more future communication.

    Also tell me more about yourself,your nationality,your job and position in your place of work and maybe anything I would need to know about you.

    I will tell you more about myself when I receive your reply.

    Do have a pleasant day and stay blessed.
    I wait for your reply.

    Or maybe this one

    Hello. I like your profile, interesting and your photo inviting and beautiful. your profile is captivating and astonishing that i couldn’t hold but to write you. that is actually something you don’t see everyday. I would be interested in knowing more about you and see if we can get acquainted.i am open with good sense of humor to view life as it is,hope you write me back, You can tell me more about yourself and your hobbies.so we can start up to be friends..
    Thanks

  8. Jen

    LOL what sticks out to me is the obvious bad grammar. “I will like us to be friends?” Look at the bright side. You can say tomorrow that you are now “however many pounds your husband weighed” lighter!! :)
    Jen

  9. Jennifer L.W. Fink (@jlwf)

    I hate to break it to you, but this guy:

    “I was searching for a friend on face book when I came across your profile, I stared at your photo for several minutes you look so beautiful. I will really like us to be friends.”

    is wooing me too.

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