- When you spot a school bus, you no longer have the urge to dash around, looking for shoes and backpacks.
- You know that crunch sound you just heard is a bag of chips under the couch pillows…and you think, “Oh, good. We still have chips left.”
- Your bathrooms are decorated with wet swimsuits.
- Back-to-school commercials give you hives.
- You are now qualified to referee wrestling matches and fill in for Judge Judy.
- You haven’t had to match up a pair of socks in weeks, leaving you to consider moving to the islands for good.
July 12, 2013