Some random thoughts I’ve posted to Twitter and Facebook, for you to ponder, all copyright Jen Singer, unless otherwise noted:
“New baby” is redundant.
When a car blows through a stop sign, that makes it “Stoptional.” ©Nick Singer, 2013
Blogging is like breastfeeding: The more you do it, the more you can produce.
We should start a hockey league with names from the Weather Channel. Tonight: Toronto Thundersnow vs. Trenton Treacherous.
Three questions I must ask myself before starting the washer: 1. Dark or light? 2. Cold or hot? 3. Where is my iPod?
“Choose to be happy” pisses me off.