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August 28, 2012
My mother used to refer to our family vacation as “trips,” which is a nice way of saying “same s–t, different location.”
August 27, 2012
“The world just got another Guido!!!”
August 23, 2012
If dogs could drive, I’d get more done around here.
August 21, 2012
In comments across the Internet, people are chastising the parents for mocking their children’s feelings.
August 20, 2012
The neighbor boy and my other son were duct taping two skateboards together. I don’t want to know why.
August 17, 2012
When you leave the house without your Internet-in-a-pocket, you have no choice but to resort to cooking like it’s 1972.
August 16, 2012
I’ve had premature babies.
I’ve had cancer.
I’ve had it good.