Carlos Santana designed my shoes.
Yes, this dude:
I didn’t know that when I bought my sandals (for 58% off at Famous Footwear). I just thought they were cute, if not bordering on whimsical.
But when I think of cuteness or whimsy, I don’t think of Carlos Santana, because when I think of Carlos Santana, I think of “Evil Ways,” which my son’s eighth grade band played at their recital this winter. I think of black magic women and Mexican guitar straps.
I don’t think of women’s sandals, but apparently, Carlos Santana does, because he has an entire line of women’s shoes, including “Snake Charmers, 4 1/2 inch platform heels covered in a snake print:Now these, these I can imagine Carlos Santana dreaming of while he absent-mindedly strums his guitar and thinks about his family in Tijuana. These are the kind of shoes worn by women who score front-row seats for a Santana concert. These say tequila and guitar picks.
These, however, say iced tea and Lite FM:
Carlos Santana designed my shoes.
Obviously, Carlos Santana is getting soft in his old age.
OMG, my favorite pair of wedges (which I wore to Mom 2.0) are a silver pair of Carlos Santanas!! XO.