
Forget Han Solo. Mom’s Senior Moment.
My mother, who can recall what she wore to a party in the spring of 1963 and the names of every team in the National Football League, doesn’t forget movie stars’ names.

REEL LIFE WITH JANE: We Bought a Zoo Review
We Bought a Zoo is a sweet movie with a few goosebump moments that show what can be accomplished with a lot of faith, sweat equity and a few miracles.

Pass the Pageant Crack. Momma Wants You to Go on Stage Now.
More upsetting is “go-go juice,” some sort of energy drink designed to make girls like the one in the video really, really want to get their Daisy Duke on.

Beyonce’s Baby Prevents Regular Parents from Visiting NICU
I’m trying to imagine the mom of quads being told that leaving and returning would be prohibited, as though the NICU was a Beyonce concert or something.

OFF MY NOODLE: New Year’s Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
More than 3 billion people make New Year’s resolutions, but sadly, only about 16 people actually keep them.

MOMVERSATION: Would You Feed Your Kids Twinkies for Breakfast?
I remember when Honey Smacks were called Sugar Smacks. They’re not fooling anyone.