When I saw this taller-than-a-house inflatable Santa the other day, it reminded me of Godzilla plodding through Tokyo, crushing everything in its path.
Maybe I’m just not quite ready for the ho-ho-ho, having been traumatized by my impromptu visit to the Christmas light aisle at Target this weekend. (Note: Do NOT visit the Christmas light aisle at Target on any December weekend without riot gear.)
How is it that we got to 11 days before Christmas when it feels like school just started back up for the fall just yesterday? Why didn’t Target order more Christmas tree lights? Why would you want to add to your already over-burdened holiday plans by adding an enormous, easily impalable Santa decoration to your list of responsibilities? I just don’t have it in me.
If you’re going to set such a ginormous reminder of how close Christmas is on your front yard, it can mean one of two things: 1. They are done shopping and 2. They bought the last of the lights at Target this weekend.
Are you ready?
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