Do I need to x-ray the Halloween candy?
Most car seats are installed improperly — are ours?
Is that a pedophile texting my daughter or just Brianna sending emoticons again?
Is there a man in a child’s pink bikini breaking into the day care center?
Yes, it’s true: According to MSNBC, a man broke into an Indianapolis daycare center after hours last week and tried on girl’s bathing suits. MSNBC reports: “Apparently finding a pink two-piece to his liking, he keeps it on as he explores the day care.”
The whole disturbing thing is caught on camera, with, as the caption at MSNBC.com reads, parts blurred “to obsure unidentified parts sticking out of the bikini.”
I know what parts those are: his dignity and thought process.
So parents, add to your safety check-list: “Ask day care center if they have seen any perverts in a girl’s pink bikini on their surveillance videos.”
Also, “Throw out my daughter’s pink bikinis.”