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Every morning, I, like most bloggers, face spam comments that I generally delete without thinking twice. Today, however, I awoke to this:

Note to vegetarians: My food poops in your food. Enjoy that salad!

It was posted by someone promoting slot games. I’m not seeing the connection, but I admire his or her creativity. (My apologies to my vegetarian friends.) Finally, a little chuckle among the offers of Filippino wives and cheap tramadol.

Most spam is clearly written by people for whom English is a second language, like the spammer who, under a blog about health care reform, promised:

This subject and your post on this theme very intriguing, I am quite pleased to read the review during this page as well as make this insights regarding my understanding grew and I am certain other readers trust me. And also this time well then , i’ll continue for getting other subjects. Thanks.

It’s like Magnetic Poetry, where you create poems by putting words together on your refrigerator, only the words make little sense when in proximity.

Sometimes, the spam makes grammatical sense, but you have to wonder why anyone would post something like this under a Wordless Wednesday photo of dog Halloween costumes at Target:

I agree with you on a lot of your unique views. You’ve written a great informational article that engaged me from the beginning. Thank you.

To be clear, this is the great informational article that he or she found engaging:

Why Cats Rule Halloween

I am intrigued by the ability to make your German Shepherd look like a shark before — oh the irony! — he bites you for sticking him in this ridiculous outfit, i’ll continue for getting other subjects. Thanks.

Even more amusing (or maddening) are the spam comments over at my other site, ParentingWithCancer.com, such as this one under a piece about donating hair for wigs for cancer patients:

Looks Pleasant. You must be very good! kidney failure diet

And the one posted under a heartwrenching personal blog about hoping to be here long enough to watch my kids grow up:

does anyone know a single thing about natural swimming ponds? I was pondering making a pool renovation and so wondered whether it would be a big ordeal.

Because when you’re facing a life and death situation, there’s always time to ponder a pool.

So to the spammers who write in Russian or Chinese, the ones promoting sheds, mail order pain killers, loads of traffic, discount gold chains and Uggs boots, the ones barely in English, I say, study this one, posted by someone promoting online poker:

Build a man a fire and he is warm for each day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for that rest of his life.

Something to think about. Thanks for stopping by.