12 Signs You Have Too Much to Do, Mom

1. Your car has a bigger selection of snacks than your house does.
2. You dumped your child’s birthday present onto the floor so you can use the Winnie the Pooh gift bag for your parents’ anniversary present.
3. You keep telling yourself that your daughter’s pants are Capris, when really, she outgrew them months ago.
4. You know exactly how many minutes it takes to get from the grammar school to the lacrosse field behind the municipal building if the light in between is green. Also, red.
5. The folks at the Burger King drive-through know your order by heart.
6. Your lap has become your kitchen table – you’ve placed most of your meals on it.
7. You’ve been to the supermarket when most people were getting ready for bed.
8. You’ve filled up your to-do list for the week, and it’s only Tuesday.
9. You’re looking forward to taking the children to kiddie soccer, because, after all, you get to sit down while you’re driving the car.
10. You haven’t yet watched the season finale of your favorite TV show – the one you Tivoed six months ago.
11. Your phone just reminded you of three places you have to be in 15 minutes.
12. Your kids tuck you in at night.

Adapted from Jen Singer’s You’re a Good Mom (and Your Kids Aren’t So Bad Either).