My kid…
…can burp The Star-Spangled Banner.
… picked me a bouquet of dandelions (in goal, during his soccer game, as the ball went by her).
… has memorized all of Wikipedia’s 13 versions of “Beans, beans.”
… can blow a bubble inside another bubble and announce its awesomeness at the same time.
… set my computer’s wallpaper for me (to a close-up of Justin Bieber).
… has figured out how to eat her way around the vegetables as though they are an inedible part of the plate.
… has amassed a secret pile of Monopoly cash worthy of Bernie Madoff.
… trained the dog to fetch him a bag of chips and the remote.
… can play Mozart’s “Eine Kleine Nachtmusik” – on the kazoo.
… made me a lovely paper flower (out of the mortgage bill and super glue).
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