The Super Plus setting on the washer machine.- Putting vacuum bags on the shopping list.
- The shopping list.
- Remembering if you yelled “Knock it off!” or “Cut it out!” last.
- “River Monsters.”
- Shoving another bowl into the dishwasher before you cram it shut.
- Wondering if that sound is your well being emptied by a hose that filled up the bucket oh, about 15 minutes ago.
- Wondering if that sound is your wallet being emptied after calling the well maintenance company people, who said something about “refracturing” and “redigging,” both which sound very painful.
- Following the trail of sugary green liquid from the freezer to the bathroom to the… Oh. God. No. Couch.
- Can I say “River Monsters” twice? No, okay, “Mythbusters” re-runs from 2005.
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