Moms, Multi-tasking Our Way Out of the Cave
I am forever doing several things at once while not concentrating on any one of them for very long. And Twitter and Facebook only feed my addiction to multi-tasking

OFF MY NOODLE: Mother's Day Gifts: Bring 'Em On!
An annual Mother’s Day gift is a laughably small payback for all that needless affliction, and that’s before even amortizing the value of two decades of carpooling, cooking, karate practice, and becoming an indentured servant to the orthodontist for four sets of wildly uneven teeth.