Enjoy these MommaSaid classics of “The Back Fence,” funny things that happen to Mom:
Food Review
Thanks to Kim Kreis of Fairfax Station, Virginia, for this story:
Kim and her family were visiting friends. Her friend had made a nice dinner of vegetarian burritios. They all sit down for dinner when her son, Greyson, 4, starts picking at his food.
Then he blurted out, “Mom, this is horrible food.”
Mortified, Kim yanked him up from the table, left the room and gave him the polite behavior lecture. Then she told him he had to go back in, eat his dinner
and apologize to Miss Sandy.
He sat back down at the table and said, “Miss Sandy, I am sorry the dinner is so horrible.”
Free Puppies
Thanks to Kelly Beauchemin of Putnam, Connecticut, for this story:
Luke, 4, has been asking for a puppy. While Kelly love puppies and dogs, she’s explained to him that they just don’t have the time to spend with a puppy right now, and they’re expensive.
One day, in the car, he said, “Mommy, I have a great idea. I’ll take some of the money that I’ve been saving and buy YOU a puppy. What kind of puppy would you like?”
Smooth, Luke.
Potty Training
Thanks to Stephanie Savoie of St. Paul, Minnesota, for this story:
After spending a long time reading in the bathroom, and an even longer time washing his hands, Stephanie couldn’t wait any more for her 4-year-old son, Jacob, to be done.
(She really had to go.)
Right after she sat down, Jacob, who was watching her in the mirror, said, “You should stand up when you pee, Mommy.” She started telling him that Mommies had to sit. He replied, “Daddy can show you how!”
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