Super Mom Saves Halloween
For those who want to know, and there have been many already, I got the boots on eBay from a store where mommies probably shouldn’t be shopping, unless they’re on tonight at the Bada Bing. Just type in “Wonder Woman boots” and you’ll find them. The nice legs are courtesy of my personal trainer, Cheryl. […]
Before Puberty Ruins it All
I was making a Staples run to pick up the tickets for my upcoming Kiss Cancer Goodbye event when they made their request. My boys wanted a stapler, some Wite-Out and some modeling clay. I didn’t ask questions. I figured that my sons had some sort of school project. Besides, I was in a hurry, […]
Apparently, I Have "Ba-Koom" Cleaner Now
I think this was my window cleaner. It’s hard to know for sure. Whatever it is, it’s “harmful to everyone except cockroaches.” Also, it’s not recommended for cleaning. It’s also apparently radioactive, and yet, it contains tofu. Plus, it needs a spell-checker.
Happy Anniversary to the Couple Who Didn't See That Coming
Cancer could have ruined my marriage. It could have driven us apart, but instead, it brought us closer. I can’t tell you why, because I really don’t know what the secret is.

Ding, Dong, Competitive Parenting is Dead.
I have to admit, when I read the article in today’s New York Times, a broad smile spread across my face like the Grinch Who Stole Christmas. It read: “The unusual refunds appear to be a tacit admission that they did not increase infant intellect.”
Provocative Headline with a #$%ing Curse Word, SEO Friendly Term (Blog, Mom) and a Secret Revealed
Some of the comments were a tad harsh, if not biting. The writers are just going to have to get used to that, though I’m not sure if you ever truly can, even when you’re a grown-up who has been called, among other things, an F— Trophy.
Parents TV Captures a Good (Hair) Day
Luckily, my husband can work from home or else I wouldn’t have made it to the set. I was scheduled to shoot a video about parenting preschoolers, based on my book, Stop Second-Guessing Yourself — The Preschool Years, for Parents TV yesterday at noon. But at 4 a.m., I was getting my son some Motrin […]