Life is Rows and Piles

Is your life a series of piles and rows of stuff? Laundry here, cleverly lined up Goldfish crackers across the coffee table there? Mine is. Here’s how I know:


There were two buckets of water balloons and four boys. Elapsed time to break them all: 5 minutes, 23 seconds.


I never expected to see a row of palm trees in the middle of Manhattan. My brother and I speculated that they’re for a roof party for P. Diddy. Yo, welcome Hurricane Bill.


Gentlemen, starts your engines.

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